thedeathscorpion:

sjwstupidity:

aletolover:

wolf-peaches:

deutschemark:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?

New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.

surethattotallyhappened:


Out of all the things that happened, this never happened the most.

surethattotallyhappened:

Out of all the things that happened, this never happened the most.

We made it to the villa
Still without one suitcase
I’m knackered and without wi fi

Inb4 the flight to Marseilles our luggage is on from Paris gets cancelled

videogamecrocodile:

cavebae:

videogamecrocodile:

cavebae:

videogamecrocodile:

cavebae:

videogamecrocodile:

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リサフランク420 - 現代のコンピュー

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彼らは私を好きではないのですか?

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なぜ、この馬は話している 3DO

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さようなら

ha ha ha what

badendchan:

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Now all our baggae is lost
This holiday is a fucking disaster

kako-pumpkin:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

OH GOD THIS MOVIE THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE

poniesforparents:

equestria-faily:

usa2z:

usa2z:

Autistic Self Advocacy Network, a non-profit organization run by Autistic people to advocate for autistic people, created a set of badges meant for autistic people to wear to public events like concerts and conventions…

emkaymlp:

Hey Eggheads,My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lazy, boring, no-lifes who spend every second of their day reading stupid ass books. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever won a race? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making diagrams of your favorite fictional characters.Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I won silver in the Equestria Games, and I won the best young flyer’s competition. What sports do you play, other than “writing research papers”? I also get all gold medals, and have a banging hot marefriend (She just raced me; Shit was SO cash). You are all eggheads who should just go outside for once. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It’s me and my mare

emkaymlp:

Hey Eggheads,
My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lazy, boring, no-lifes who spend every second of their day reading stupid ass books. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever won a race? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making diagrams of your favorite fictional characters.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I won silver in the Equestria Games, and I won the best young flyer’s competition. What sports do you play, other than “writing research papers”? I also get all gold medals, and have a banging hot marefriend (She just raced me; Shit was SO cash). You are all eggheads who should just go outside for once. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my mare

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

misspolycysticovaries:

Actually…

misspolycysticovaries:

Actually…

 - Charity Song!
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vargskelethor:

Song about kicking cancer’s ass! As promised!

I will kick cancer in the dick
I’ll get a bigass sword
With the money I can afford
I’ll chase you down
And make you look like a prostituted clown

SUCK MY DICK

YOU SUCK

I’LL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN

I’ll rip out your guts, and then I’ll smash your butts

Fuck you cancer, I’ll rip out your spine

Don’t fuck with the vine

I know kung-fu, and i’ll make a bloody fucking mess out of you

EAT SHIT

Hey, nobody likes you, you smell, you’re ugly and the worst part of all, the worst part of all?

I hate you.

EAT MY FUCKING DICK